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Monday, November 08, 2004
Debbie Daniel And The Exit Polls Of Doom
It's no secret that everybody's trying to figure out exactly what happened during last Tuesday's election. Fortunately, we have our wise-beyond-years dear sweet precious Debbie Daniel to explain it to us.
Thanksgiving came early this year. I'm ready for a big turkey dinner . . . a feast . . . a celebration! Americans prayed and God answered . . . just like He always does.
Hooray for God!
This 2004 election was a referendum on the decency and morals of the American people. Christianity was being tested and there was a point where we had to let go and let God take control.
Mainly because Christianity was up the whole night before the election cramming for the test.
I experienced this first hand on Election Day when I realized there was not a single thing I could do to ward off the misinformation we were getting from the network media exit polls.
Kind of interesting that none of the network media was actually mentioning said exit polls.
They were absolutely manifesting situations that weren't happening, in hopes that we would buy into their propaganda and it would possibly make a difference in the outcome of the election.
Either Debbie was using her special powers to see a couple of hours into the future or Matt Drudge is now the network media. Either way, God help us.
I am absolutely convinced this is the case, but I couldn't prove it.
Have you ever heard a better Wing Nut slogan?
The exit polls were so far-fetched that I couldn't imagine what was going on. The media was determined to bring down the President and we could do nothing.
The frustration and helplessness I felt had just about consumed me with anger when I heard a still small voice speaking to me from a place deep in my heart saying, "Let go of it, Debbie . . . this is now in God's hands. There's nothing you can do."
That voice, of course, belonged to Herb – one of the other personalities fortunate enough to share Debbie's mind.
Have we not seen a miracle?
Too bad Cecil B. DeMille wasn't around to make a movie about this miracle too. I can see it now: Charlton Heston (playing George W. of course) parts the red exit polls and escapes the evil clutches of Dan Rather (played by Yul Brenner in a bad wig). Edward G. Robinson reprises his role as Herb, the voice in Debbie's head.
We watched the network media "lose" to George Bush. It was as great a victory as the final countdown against Mr. Kerry. The look on their faces was a treasure to behold.
Maybe I'm missing something here but I don't remember any of the network media people talking about exit polls.
Unless I'm terribly mistaken, this will have a much more far-lasting effect than anyone can imagine. The network media's efforts were short of criminal in trying to sway public opinion with total untruths.
Short of criminal indeed.
I hope in the days ahead they will pay a heavy price for what was done.
You know, reporting the election results and stuff after the polls had closed.
And the media certainly gave no credence to the "prayer warriors" of this great land.
And they have the nerve to call themselves objective!
When people started praying . . . God listened . . . and He answered. That gave us a tremendous edge in this election, and you can't discount the power of prayer.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. No discounting allowed. The power of prayer is expensive. How else do you expect people like Benny Hinn and Paul Crouch to get so rich?
The heartland bled for Bush and the numbers show it. Power to the people . . . they've spoken again. Is the network media listening?
Is a trained psychiatrist?