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Thursday, September 23, 2004

Wing Nut Fashion Show!

It's time for another round of cutting-edge Christian t-shirts here at the Dark Window and today's offerings come from the new fall line by the ultra-trendy designers at Christian Outfitters. As you can imagine, these things are taking the runways of Milan and Paris by storm.

I can't wait to watch Night of the Living Blessings!

I'm just going to be honest. I'm not drinking from any cup that has blood dripping down the side. Get some Palmolive and we'll talk.

I think God had Queen's theme song to Flash Gordon in mind when He made our Savior President. "Bum bum bum bum...Bush...Bu-ush...He saved every one of us! Doo doo doo doo..."

"That tomb sucked, man. But I got up and now it's time to get down! To-ga! To-ga! To-ga!"

Oooh, Jacob's about to get bitch slapped! The heart above the "i" makes it family-safe, though.

The Female Body Inspector isn't going to be happy about having his acronym stolen. Well, unless that believer is hot in addition to being firm.

Too bad Jesus didn't have a Jetta. He probably could have gotten a little closer.

Of course he's not here. He's guest-starring in Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance in Vega$.

If God's soldiers choose to gird themselves in these "trojans," what does that make them?

Uh...Ann Coulter?

Be sure to join us next time for another exciting edition of Trends in End Times Witnessing!


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