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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

"Vote For George W. Bush, Here's Why"

That's the exciting title of Bob Pratt's brilliant new column over at Bush Country. So fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen, because he's about to take us on a wild ride.

Comprehend these facts if you want to advantageously debate misguided persons before election time, not that it matters in Indiana (my home State) in light of the fact that our state is a shoe-in for electoral votes reinstating W. BUSH in the White House!!!...The right thing to do.... You know !!, the man who has been fighting terrorism in the real world, not lobbing a missile at the desert of some country in a feeble effort to authenticate a reprisal as did the very phony person at the helm in the 90s, Unslick willie klinton. “kLINTON IS THE ONLY MAN IN HISTORY THAT HAS THE DISTINCTION OF DESPOILING AMERICA FOR ALL TIME TO COME” and the silly charges he was tried on were a diversion from his many real crimes, one being the selling of our miniaturization of nuclear missile components to the PRC, China, and multiple murder in Arkansas and Washington DC.

Both the PRC and China, eh? Unslick willie klinton sure does sound like a bad dude. But really, when you think about it, selling multiple murder in Arkansas is probably a pretty good line to get into.

Anyway, I tried to follow Bob's advice and "comprehend these facts" but I have no idea what the heck he's talking about so far. And just between you and me, I have a suspicion that he doesn't know either.

No, you must give much, much credit to GEORGE W. BUSH for his leadership in accomplishing what he did and all that with a crippled CIA and FBI for almost a decade, crippled by clinton's politically correct agenda.

Mr. Pratt appears to be a master of creative capitalization. First it was kLINTON and now it's clinton. I'm happy to learn that the avant garde is so appreciated over at Bush Country. I'll bet they even let Bob wear a beret on Fridays!

I thought that algore was the worst person ever to be a candidate for president, but I didn't know how far down the Dems would have to reach to get to the bottom of the proverbial barrel muck, when the “DEMOCRAT PARTY ENDORSED JOHN KERRY”. To me this is the “Comedy of Eros” and electing this weird person to be President is the most unthinkable concept ever presented and I am just about sure it cannot be done.

And I am just about sure this column cannot be deciphered. But I will say this: When Bob starts talking about erotic comedy, I get nervous.

Really nervous.

Now some more facts:...There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq during the month of January... In the city of Detroit here were 35 murders in January alone. One city, about as deadly as the war torn country of Iraq.

Is it any coincidence that Detroit and Iraq both have a lot of Arabs? I think not.

Some persons claim President Bush shouldn't have started this war, they are wrong-headed, he didn't start this war, terrorists have attacked us many times in the last twenty years and it has not been rebuffed in a viable way. You must start somewhere to stop this one sided war and that is to observe it in the truth of reality.

That's almost poetic. "You must start somewhere to stop." Well, in a Donny and Marie kind of way. Actually, though, I think we may have a pretty good song here. So please put your hands together for the Dark Window variety show!

They're all wrong-headed, woooo-ooooo
With no viable way in si-i-ight.
You must start somewhere to stop, baby
And observe my tender truth of re-a-li-ty-y-y-yyyy.

You may not realize it but “YOU DO NOT WANT A DEMOCRAT FLAKE IN THE HIGHEST OFFICE OF THE LAND IN WAR TIME, ESPECIALLY ONE AGAINST AN ENEMY THAT HAS SUCH A FOOTHOLD IN AMERICA” and I am sure the voters in flyover country which is almost totally ignored by big city Dems, will have more get-back votes to pay for the Florida fiasco of trying not to let the military vote in for counting.

I almost hate to make fun of this guy. I don't think I've read such an original interpretation of the English language since Finnegans Wake. But I guess that makes sense. Ulysses employed the language of the day, the Wake invoked the language of the night, and Bob Pratt's column can only be described as using the language of hiding under your Snoopy blanket and shrieking at the top of your lungs.

The Dems are retardant about how the length of this war, but... It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51 day operation by the Government of the US to teach all dissenters a lesson, while Timothy McVeigh and Nichols taught the US government with their assist to kill a load of feds in revenge mode. I wrote to and received mail and magazines from Tim McVeigh while he was in Terre Haute and advised him to adhere to the advice of a Catholic Nun's offering of solace at that time.

Okay, now I have no trouble making fun of this guy. He just went from being ridiculous to being scary.

We've been looking for evidence of chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records. If I were the head of a country that is in violation of U.N. Mandates which are virtually worthless as past history has shown as a condition of an aggressive war against a peaceful nation, Kuwait, I would be very appreciative of a period of more than a year to hide my nasties very deep or transferred. (look in France, Iran or Syria)

Bob, I'm going to say this as nicely as I can: I don't think anybody wants to see your nasties. Put them back in your pants.


Bob Pratt, a man who likes to hide his nasties

An offside comment here is, (“France is and has always been, the most disgusting and dishonorable place on God's earth to be designated as a country or receive lip service from the rest of the total world in any category or respect and hopefully will be replaced by India as one of the five on the voting board of the illegal UN)

I give up! I can't lampoon this stuff. It's pure comedy gold already. If Bob keeps writing these columns, I'm going to be out of a blog soon.

Our Commander-In-Chief, GEORGE W. BUSH-43 is doing a good job and morale is pretty darn high! The anchorite media hopes we are too incognizant to realize the facts, and now does not just exaggerate but expands on outright lies to the public.

It is a fact if a lie is repeated often enough, it becomes truth in the brain of the beholder. And it is also a fact that the Jewish owned and paid for media has most of the ink to implement and promote false information, in the U.S.

Yet another fine example of how the good conservatives over at Bush Country are the best friends Israel ever had.

There has never been a more contrasted representation, for decades, of differences in the DEM and GOP campaigns than there has been this year. Actually, now it has become a contest of wills and propaganda in the left and the right, but also a complete introduction of governmental and operational differences in Democrat Socialism, that the Europeans swear by and the Solidarity of a great Republic of laws and freedom of the law-abiding individual and citizen voters of our America's beautiful system of Nationalism and it's benefits. The globalist hate our concept, many receiving the benefits of our hard earned freedom are being total ingrates not deserving or worthy of the benefits of our country's system and that may very well include Kerry.

I've read that paragraph at least ten times. I figured it was important because it's the last one in the column. But I'll be doggone if I can make any sense of it.

I think Bob's saying that the European socialists have a great Republic and that they respect laws and freedom. I'm not sure who this globalist guy is but he seems pretty down with the lingo to be able to leave the "s" off of his verbs like that. And I'll confess to being surprised with the closing thought that Kerry is one of the many fine benefits our country has to offer.

I think that's what the column was trying to say anyway. Like any fine piece of literature, Bob appears to be open to interpretation.


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