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Thursday, July 15, 2004

The Shorter, Sweeter NewsMax

John L. Perry, one of the goofier NewsMax opinion makers, decided to try a minimalist approach for his latest column. I reprint it below in its entirety.

Swap First Ladies?
John L. Perry
Wednesday, July 14, 2004

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Undecided about whom to vote for for president? Simple. Just place a mental image of Laura Bush alongside that of Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz-Kerry.

Then ask yourself: Do you really want to trade in America's first lady?


Boy, that was easy. Thanks, John, for another great column!


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