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Friday, June 11, 2004

Out Voxed

Today is the official end of our first annual Vox Challenge and I would like to thank all those who participated. The goal of our brave contestants was to convince Vox Day that women voting is, in fact, a good thing.

To make the contest results official, I asked Vox this question:

Do you, Vox Day, renounce your views on women's suffrage?

In his response, he said:

...I'm willing...

So there you have it and...okay, I'm kidding. That's entirely out of context. I just thought it might be fun to give Vox's Popolites a momentary scare. What he actually said was:

I renounce nothing!

So, in the interest of fairness and contest rules, I must make the following statement:

Challengers, because you were unable to change Vox's mind, you are hereby officially DISENFRANCHISED. Should you try to vote you will be met at your polling place by a mohawked man with a flaming sword.

Since Vox's only stated desire is to discourage legitimate voting, fraudulent voting on your part will still be allowed (and in fact, encouraged).

As much as we here at the Dark Window dislike many of Vox's goofball loony wacko timeless ideas, we actually quite like Vox himself. And to demonstrate our good will, we give Vox the last word by presenting the following historical poster:

Tune in next time to see the Dark Window try to steal Kyle Williams' lunch money and challenge Ann Coulter to an arm-wrestling match.


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