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Monday, June 21, 2004

More Fun With Christian T-Shirts

Last week we took an in-depth look at cutting-edge tools for effective End Times witnessing. Today we're going to continue our research and examine several t-shirts made by a company called Christian Outfitters. Here's what they have to say about their products:

At Christian Outfitters we are committed to providing products which portray the teachings of the Holy Bible. Our catalog is full of inspirational designs, featuring some of the finest artwork available.

I should probably take this opportunity to disclaim that the Dark Window is not at all opposed to religion or religious expression (Hell, I even went to seminary back in my pre-godless days!). By the same token, though, there are some aspects of the Religious Right that simply beg to be mocked. Were I to keep silent, the stones themselves would cry out upon seeing the following t-shirts.

So sit back, relax, and find yourself falling in love with Jesus all over again.

Drink Pepsi, evidently. I guess the fruit of the vine just isn't as cool and refreshing as it used to be.

And even if it doesn't, this t-shirt sure will.

It appears as though Jesus is doing the splits while slam-dunking the earth. Somebody definitely seems to be on an "ultimate high" but I'm not so sure it's Jesus.

Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "He touched me."

Jesus was last seen walking to school wearing beige corduroy pants and a red jacket. Please be on the lookout.

Uh...Wanna suck?

Don't forget to tune in next time for another exciting installment of Trends in End Times Witnessing!


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