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Sunday, May 23, 2004

Thank God We Serve a Manly President

So you've probably heard about Beloved Leader's fall from grace his bike yesterday and have been wondering what we here at the Dark Window think about it. Well, we look past all the nonsense, friends, and find the key information so you don't have to. While most people are focusing on the President's cuts and bruises or mean old John Kerry's joke about training wheels, we were able to find even deeper and more meaningful meaning. Mainly that Bushman is all man. (Uh, and all Bush, too.)

How do we know he's all man? Because a spokesman was kind enough to tell us.

"It's been raining a lot and the topsoil is loose," the spokesman said.

How many times does Condi have to tell him NOT to ride his bike in the garden? Well, you know MEN. Always tromping around where they're not supposed to. Kinda what makes Bushman such a lovable rogue, isn't it?

"You know this president. He likes to go all out. Suffice it to say he wasn't whistling show tunes."

O, this is truly an answer to prayer! Thank GOD we don't have a show tune-whistling Nancy Boy in the White House at a time like this. I mean otherwise we'd probably be losing this war in Iraq. Hell, if we'd had some pansy Democrat in the White House we might not even have invaded in the first place.

Jack Chick and I would like to tell all of you that we just couldn't be prouder!

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