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Friday, May 21, 2004
Nancy Pelosi and San Francisco - Enemies of America!
Well, that's what you'd think if you had wandered over to the Republican National Committee website today.
In case you missed it, Nancy Pelosi, U.S. Representative from San Francisco, had some sharp criticism for the President on Thursday when she said: "Bush is an incompetent leader. In fact, he's not a leader. He's a person who has no judgment, no experience and no knowledge of the subjects that he has to decide upon."
To that, I can only say...Hooray for Nancy!
Republicans had other thoughts on the matter, though, and did their best to show all the ways Nancy HATES America. (Boo for Nancy!)
Splashed across the top of their website (next to a goofy picture of Pelosi) is the headline: "Totally San Fran."
I'm guessing that's supposed to be an insult somehow but I'm not sure I get it. Are they saying that cosmopolitan, sophisticated, cultured, diverse, and spectacularly beautiful are bad things to be? I wonder what their idea of a compliment would be..."Totally Fort Wayne" maybe?
Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't write San FranSISSYsco or Damn FagDisco or something like that. But I guess since they're the party that's concerned about families and all they wouldn't ever use that kind of language.
Anyhow, the RNC continues by listing several examples of how dumb and anti-American Nancy is. As a public service, I've collected some of their main arguments right here at The Dark Window for your enjoyment:
Pelosi Voted Against Use Of Force In Iraq. (H. J. Res. 114, CQ Vote #455: Passed 296-133: R 215-6; D 81-126; I 0-1, 10/10/02, Pelosi Voted Nay)
Right. And we all know how that one turned out. Bad Nancy. She's obviously a traitor.
Pelosi Was "Devastated" On Day After Iraq War Began. "'I am devastated,' Ms. Pelosi recalls saying [on the morning after bombing began in Baghdad], 'by the fact that we are going to war.'"
Good God, no! The fact that she wasn't elated that we were over there killing brown skins just proves that she hates America. Come to think of it, I'll bet she hates God, too!
Chose Hatred Of President Over Success In Iraq. "[T]he Nancy Pelosi Democrats ... voted against Paul Bremer’s $87 billion plan for the reconstruction of Iraq. ... [I]f Bush is for it, they’re against it. ... [I]f Pelosi's arguments had carried the day, our troops in Iraq would be reading this morning about the death of the Bremer plan and the ruination of our efforts to rebuild Iraq." (David Brooks, Op-Ed, "The Good, The Bad, The Ugly," The New York Times, 10/18/03)
Well, we all know now that Nancy was obviously wrong and misguided here. After all, the Bremer plan for reconstruction can only be considered an unqualified success. Anybody who believes it isn't is simply nuts.
Pelosi Considers Fight Against Terrorism "Struggle," Not War
Because it HAS to be a war! Otherwise Commander Codpiece doesn't get to call himself a War President. "Struggle President" just doesn't have the same ring, does it? (Although it does sound kind of cute - it makes him sound like a Care Bear.)
But lest you think the Republicans only care about war, they go on to show you that they also care about protecting marriage from dentists and male hair stylists:
Pelosi Called DOMA "Blatant Act Of Discrimination." Pelosi called Defense Of Marriage Act "a blatant act of discrimination. She said the definition of family is an individual and personal decision. Pelosi asked her colleagues, 'Should you find yourself in a situation where your child or close relatives or close friends find solace, happiness, confidence, love and support in a relationship that's appropriate for them, wouldn't you want them to have the legal recognition they deserve? It isn't a threat to anyone.'"
Oh, no, Nancy. You're very wrong there. If we let gays marry then the Islamofascists have won. I mean that's what the terrorists are fighting for, right? To make us have gay marriages?
So next time you're thinking of visiting San Francisco, make sure you remember that it's PURE EVIL and likely to turn YOU into an America-hater, too!